AGAIN, WE HATE OURSELVES: TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!1!!!!

apparently we now give a fuck if anybody reads our blog. Wouldn't it be cool if we got famous from writing a blog like Parez? no. get a fucken life man. if you are going to embed a traffic counter, at least do it right.

notice the zero's. nobody cares. Popularity Contest

Royal Gigolos - Somebody's Watching Me

WE LOVE YOUR VIDEO: SHARON JONES

Sharon Jones And The Dap-Kings - "100 Days, 100 Nights"

You really got some soul, sista.

WE HATE YOUR VIDEO: BLOC PARTY

MP3: Bloc Party - "Flux"

We just saw the BRAND NEW Block Party video for Flux, and we want you to see it too.

WE HATE YOUR COVER: DIVISION DAY

Insert Division Day Here

Division Day - 15 Steps (Radiohead Cover)

King of da BO.WS, LA's indemand Division Day have been leaking a new cover every Tuesday for the past three months or years. This week's cover is a rendition of "15 Steps" from the new Ray-dee-o-head album, Rainbow Bright. MP3 above. Video below.

WE MISS YOUR ILLEGAL EXPLOITS: OINK

You gotta open up, baby, it's the police...

Interpol - Evil

In a megaweird turn of events, pretentious file-sharing network Oink was shut down today by Interpol. According to a Billboard story:

"A 24-year-old-man in the Middlesbrough area of north England was arrested during raids coordinated by Interpol and involving Cleveland Police and the FIOD-ECD SCHIPOL branch of the Dutch police."

We did some research, and as it turns out FIOD-ECD SCHIPOL is an anagram of REEFER DUBERLAND. So turns out Deerhunter and Liars were involved in the sting too. Sad day for anyone who wanted to listen to any February releases...

WE HAVEN'T LISTENED TO YOUR BAND: BLACK KIDS

I'm not going to teach your boyfriend how to fish...

We still haven't heard Black Kids, but the din has brought our blog bLack to life with a pledge. We promise to never listen to this band. Never ever. We haven't even listened to the MP3 we almost didn't post.

The Black Kids - "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend"

Besides, we're almost nearly pretty sure that the best thing about this fro-fest is that the dude who looks like baby Mars Volta, and his sister, aren't even totally black. This band is AT LEAST 25percent racist.

WE HATE JEW: SUFJAN STEVENS

I own half of Malibu, sugartits.

Sufjan Stevens - We Raise Our Voices And Sing, For The Minora Shines Oh So Bright (For You, And For Me)

How about a song from Jewfjan's recent Holiday compilation/boxset/collection thing, A Totally Gross Amount of Songs For Hanukkah? The glockenspiel and tuba are totally mind-blowing, but fucking this guy is a bit much with the whole "Child of Israel" thing. Don't you have a couple states to write about?