WE HATE YOUR BLOG: MPTHREEBLOGS.BLOGSPOT.COM

Sarcasm never works on the internet

Nina Simone - "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"

We were making fun of C-Fed when we commented on his most recent wrongheaded blog post about Filer Creative Group (which 'slice couldn't even link to properly). Poor dude missed the sarcasm, so, C, if you're reading, go back and give it another once-over.

WE HATE YOU: SPANKROCK

spankrock all dolled up at this really fun party

another fucken spankrock remix

dont you love when some no talent asshole comes to the scene with a bigger ego than elton john. you little princess. it would be one thing if this guy even had an ounce of creativity. just one ounce. ok. we get it. miami bass mixed with baltimore house. follower. and come on, with songs all about pussies and sex, this guy has to compensating. nothing wrong with gay people, JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

WE HATE YOUR BLOG: MUISCBLOGGERSUNITED.BLOGSPOT.COM

C-Fed With His Confusingly Raced Child, Music Bloggers United

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SWEDESPLEASE, SONGS:ILLINOIS, AND CFED SAYS, COMES A BRAND NEW BLOGOSPHERE EXPERIENCE:

Music Bloggers United.

Awwwwwwwwwwww. First C tried to bring the blog world together...

HIS WORDS, NOT OURS: Music Bloggers United -- A central resource for bloggers, artists, labels, and members of the press for navigating and utilizing the music blogosphere.

WE HATE YOUR POST: YOUNGLIARS.BLOGSPOT.COM

From L to R: Artie, Pete, Pete

TV ON THE RADIO - NEW SONG (demo)

Dave read our post, and called it awesome. Look! He did it at the TV ON THE RADIO BLOG called i wish there were trees in new york city. Also, we've posted a demo version of the latest TVOTR song. It's very cyclical and percussive. We like it.

WE LOVE YOUR GAFFE: GAME

Game talks about his favorite Tupac record on BET

THE GAME - I'M CHILLIN (UK-ONLY BONUS TRACK)
(stream Doctor's Advocate on AOL)

Oops, Game meant Tupac. Nevertheless, we've got the INTERNETWORLDPREMIRE of "Why Must I Cry," the second video from Doctor's Advocate:

WE HATE OURSELVES: REALLY?

Brand new contributor Really?? working on his first post.

You know what they always say: if you want something done right, get a black lady to do it. Only problem is our newest contributor Really??? isn't sure how to use the blogger interface yet, so you'll have to forgive her for that hot mess down there.

Still, doesn't Racoon blow?

And while we're at it: now that we've heard all of Kingdom Come (A SHITTYSHIT MCSHITTERSONS SHITSTORM OF SHITFEST SHITSHIT (except when it's on the song with ursher or the one we posted or the song with b)), we hate our Jay Z post a whole lot too.

WE HATE YOU: REGINA SPEKTOR

regina outside of the studio

Fidelity

my mom loves you, oprah loves you, NPR loves you, everyone seems to love you. we would rather listen to christina aguilera. i know. i know. her songs are theatrical plays written from deep within her imagination. fuck her imagaination. regina is about as deep as a shot glass. a shot glass which i need to fill and consume about 8 times after listening to her new album. do me a favor, go back to russia.

WE HATE YOUR FRIEND REQUEST: RACOON

another shitty band askes me to be their friend

http://myspace.com/abandcalledracoon

awesome. another band with an invite bot and a myspace pimper. spend more time on the music and less time on myspace. is john mayer really that influencial? cool slide show, douchebags.

WE HATED YOUR BREAK-UP: JAY Z

Lil' Wayne Blocks Jay Z's Lay-Up From Behind

JAY Z - "TROUBLE (PRDCTN BY DR. DRE)"

...And that's why we're not totally pist that he's back and is a liar. We just don't want Rainer Maria to get any ideas. Stay broken up, stay out of the game, stay divorced, unless you're J.

WE LOVE YOUR BREAK-UP: RAINER MARIA

If An Irrelevant Band Breaks Up In The Woods...

RAINER MARIA - ARTIFICIAL LIGHT (stolen)

We're so excited. Sucks for Mrs. Maria cause she just fixed her hair and stopped with those ugly neck-choke tops a few years ago, but the music really never got good. This song reminds me of this weirdly shaped emo girl I knew freshman year of college. She ate butter by itself, and knew all the lyrics to Stay What You Are by Saves The Day.

WE HATE YOUR MAIL: SAM.BLACKSHAW@GMAIL.COM

Me checking my email.

EMPEROR X - "SHUT SHUT UP" (not stolen)

We didn't expect this. Commentnumberone by that guy named Gregg who writes two really bad blogs said somethin bout how we needed a hug. And somebody else (sam.blackshaw@gmail.com) already sent us A HATEMAIL. It said this:

"your blog isn't funny."

Thanks for writing, Sam. This Emperor X song is for you.

WE HATE YOUR YOU: LADY SOVEREIGN

Footage of Recent Lady Sovereign Performance

LADY SOVEREIGN - "9 TO 5" (stolen from some blog)

Here's a song from her album that took 17 years to make. It's probably the next single, cause the internuts is calling it THE HEAT!!!!1 We think she's just too serious, tho. Girl needs a sense of humor.

WE HATE YOUR BAND: TV ON THE RADIO

Dave Sitek of Brooklyn's TV on the Radio

TV ON THE RADIO - "WOLF LIKE ME" (link stolen from some blog)

What's The Big God Damn Deal? Artie was better as the strongest man in the world. Fire yr bandmates and hire black dudes, dude. Or just break up. Please.