Please Break Up

AGAIN, WE HATE OURSELVES: TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!1!!!!

2007-11-02T12:36:00.000-07:00

apparently we now give a fuck if anybody reads our blog. Wouldn't it be cool if we got famous from writing a blog like Parez? no. get a fucken life man. if you are going to embed a traffic counter, at least do it right.

notice the zero's. nobody cares. Popularity Contest

Royal Gigolos - Somebody's Watching Me

WE LOVE YOUR VIDEO: SHARON JONES

2007-11-02T12:18:00.000-07:00

Sharon Jones And The Dap-Kings - "100 Days, 100 Nights"

You really got some soul, sista.

WE HATE YOUR VIDEO: BLOC PARTY

2007-10-26T05:54:00.000-07:00

MP3: Bloc Party - "Flux"

We just saw the BRAND NEW Block Party video for Flux, and we want you to see it too.

WE HATE YOUR COVER: DIVISION DAY

2007-10-24T09:42:00.000-07:00

Insert Division Day Here

Division Day - 15 Steps (Radiohead Cover)

King of da BO.WS, LA's indemand Division Day have been leaking a new cover every Tuesday for the past three months or years. This week's cover is a rendition of "15 Steps" from the new Ray-dee-o-head album, Rainbow Bright. MP3 above. Video below.

WE MISS YOUR ILLEGAL EXPLOITS: OINK

2007-10-23T07:07:00.000-07:00

You gotta open up, baby, it's the police...

Interpol - Evil

In a megaweird turn of events, pretentious file-sharing network Oink was shut down today by Interpol. According to a Billboard story:

"A 24-year-old-man in the Middlesbrough area of north England was arrested during raids coordinated by Interpol and involving Cleveland Police and the FIOD-ECD SCHIPOL branch of the Dutch police."

We did some research, and as it turns out FIOD-ECD SCHIPOL is an anagram of REEFER DUBERLAND. So turns out Deerhunter and Liars were involved in the sting too. Sad day for anyone who wanted to listen to any February releases...

WE HAVEN'T LISTENED TO YOUR BAND: BLACK KIDS

2007-10-22T13:43:00.000-07:00

I'm not going to teach your boyfriend how to fish...

We still haven't heard Black Kids, but the din has brought our blog bLack to life with a pledge. We promise to never listen to this band. Never ever. We haven't even listened to the MP3 we almost didn't post.

The Black Kids - "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend"

Besides, we're almost nearly pretty sure that the best thing about this fro-fest is that the dude who looks like baby Mars Volta, and his sister, aren't even totally black. This band is AT LEAST 25percent racist.

WE HATE JEW: SUFJAN STEVENS

2006-12-26T17:18:00.000-08:00

I own half of Malibu, sugartits.

Sufjan Stevens - We Raise Our Voices And Sing, For The Minora Shines Oh So Bright (For You, And For Me)

How about a song from Jewfjan's recent Holiday compilation/boxset/collection thing, A Totally Gross Amount of Songs For Hanukkah? The glockenspiel and tuba are totally mind-blowing, but fucking this guy is a bit much with the whole "Child of Israel" thing. Don't you have a couple states to write about?

WE HATE OURSELVES: TMS!x7+1 and Really?

2006-12-22T08:34:00.000-08:00

the truth

we haven't been blogging because WE GETS BUSY.

back soon tho.

WE HATE YOUR BLOG: MPTHREEBLOGS.BLOGSPOT.COM

2006-11-17T11:44:00.000-08:00

Sarcasm never works on the internet

Nina Simone - "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"

We were making fun of C-Fed when we commented on his most recent wrongheaded blog post about Filer Creative Group (which 'slice couldn't even link to properly). Poor dude missed the sarcasm, so, C, if you're reading, go back and give it another once-over.

WE HATE YOU: SPANKROCK

2006-11-15T18:16:00.000-08:00

spankrock all dolled up at this really fun party

another fucken spankrock remix

dont you love when some no talent asshole comes to the scene with a bigger ego than elton john. you little princess. it would be one thing if this guy even had an ounce of creativity. just one ounce. ok. we get it. miami bass mixed with baltimore house. follower. and come on, with songs all about pussies and sex, this guy has to compensating. nothing wrong with gay people, JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

WE HATE YOUR BLOG: MUISCBLOGGERSUNITED.BLOGSPOT.COM

2006-11-15T14:08:00.000-08:00

C-Fed With His Confusingly Raced Child, Music Bloggers United

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SWEDESPLEASE, SONGS:ILLINOIS, AND CFED SAYS, COMES A BRAND NEW BLOGOSPHERE EXPERIENCE:

Music Bloggers United.

Awwwwwwwwwwww. First C tried to bring the blog world together...

HIS WORDS, NOT OURS: Music Bloggers United -- A central resource for bloggers, artists, labels, and members of the press for navigating and utilizing the music blogosphere.

WE HATE YOUR POST: YOUNGLIARS.BLOGSPOT.COM

2006-11-15T12:54:00.000-08:00

From L to R: Artie, Pete, Pete

TV ON THE RADIO - NEW SONG (demo)

Dave read our post, and called it awesome. Look! He did it at the TV ON THE RADIO BLOG called i wish there were trees in new york city. Also, we've posted a demo version of the latest TVOTR song. It's very cyclical and percussive. We like it.

WE LOVE YOUR GAFFE: GAME

2006-11-15T09:22:00.000-08:00

Game talks about his favorite Tupac record on BET

THE GAME - I'M CHILLIN (UK-ONLY BONUS TRACK)
(stream Doctor's Advocate on AOL)

Oops, Game meant Tupac. Nevertheless, we've got the INTERNETWORLDPREMIRE of "Why Must I Cry," the second video from Doctor's Advocate:

WE HATE OURSELVES: REALLY?

2006-11-14T06:10:00.000-08:00

Brand new contributor Really?? working on his first post.

You know what they always say: if you want something done right, get a black lady to do it. Only problem is our newest contributor Really??? isn't sure how to use the blogger interface yet, so you'll have to forgive her for that hot mess down there.

Still, doesn't Racoon blow?

And while we're at it: now that we've heard all of Kingdom Come (A SHITTYSHIT MCSHITTERSONS SHITSTORM OF SHITFEST SHITSHIT (except when it's on the song with ursher or the one we posted or the song with b)), we hate our Jay Z post a whole lot too.

WE HATE YOU: REGINA SPEKTOR

2006-11-13T10:33:00.000-08:00

regina outside of the studio

Fidelity

my mom loves you, oprah loves you, NPR loves you, everyone seems to love you. we would rather listen to christina aguilera. i know. i know. her songs are theatrical plays written from deep within her imagination. fuck her imagaination. regina is about as deep as a shot glass. a shot glass which i need to fill and consume about 8 times after listening to her new album. do me a favor, go back to russia.

WE HATE YOUR FRIEND REQUEST: RACOON

2006-11-13T07:55:00.000-08:00

another shitty band askes me to be their friend

http://myspace.com/abandcalledracoon

awesome. another band with an invite bot and a myspace pimper. spend more time on the music and less time on myspace. is john mayer really that influencial? cool slide show, douchebags.

WE HATED YOUR BREAK-UP: JAY Z

2006-11-12T15:58:00.000-08:00

Lil' Wayne Blocks Jay Z's Lay-Up From Behind

JAY Z - "TROUBLE (PRDCTN BY DR. DRE)"

...And that's why we're not totally pist that he's back and is a liar. We just don't want Rainer Maria to get any ideas. Stay broken up, stay out of the game, stay divorced, unless you're J.

WE LOVE YOUR BREAK-UP: RAINER MARIA

2006-11-12T15:14:00.000-08:00

If An Irrelevant Band Breaks Up In The Woods...

RAINER MARIA - ARTIFICIAL LIGHT (stolen)

We're so excited. Sucks for Mrs. Maria cause she just fixed her hair and stopped with those ugly neck-choke tops a few years ago, but the music really never got good. This song reminds me of this weirdly shaped emo girl I knew freshman year of college. She ate butter by itself, and knew all the lyrics to Stay What You Are by Saves The Day.

WE HATE YOUR MAIL: SAM.BLACKSHAW@GMAIL.COM

2006-11-12T12:13:00.000-08:00

Me checking my email.

EMPEROR X - "SHUT SHUT UP" (not stolen)

We didn't expect this. Commentnumberone by that guy named Gregg who writes two really bad blogs said somethin bout how we needed a hug. And somebody else (sam.blackshaw@gmail.com) already sent us A HATEMAIL. It said this:

"your blog isn't funny."

Thanks for writing, Sam. This Emperor X song is for you.

WE HATE YOUR YOU: LADY SOVEREIGN

2006-11-12T10:31:00.000-08:00

Footage of Recent Lady Sovereign Performance

LADY SOVEREIGN - "9 TO 5" (stolen from some blog)

Here's a song from her album that took 17 years to make. It's probably the next single, cause the internuts is calling it THE HEAT!!!!1 We think she's just too serious, tho. Girl needs a sense of humor.

WE HATE YOUR BAND: TV ON THE RADIO

2006-11-11T17:57:00.000-08:00

Dave Sitek of Brooklyn's TV on the Radio

TV ON THE RADIO - "WOLF LIKE ME" (link stolen from some blog)

What's The Big God Damn Deal? Artie was better as the strongest man in the world. Fire yr bandmates and hire black dudes, dude. Or just break up. Please.